Hello! Anybody out there!?

It is a dark era.. Era were fashion designers and gay men roam the daylight, where hipster half-men and guys wearing eyelash make the global definition of cool.. A dark era indeed.. But there are a few of us left! We dwell in the shadows seeking for the chance to make history again.. Brothers! Let us unite! Let us show the world that pink is for girls! That having red highlights makes you look like a flower! Let us bring back the glory to the man's man! The one that all the girls love and all the boys want to watch the game with! This is me broadcasting in the wide web space called the internet, once a mans playground to meeting hot chicks and/or watching boobies, and  now an album for cute kitties.. I hope someone heard this message.. Any survivors!?