Boobs - The Review!

We all have heard of them, we all have seen them, some had the rare opportunity to
even make a close contact. A real man's man must know three things about boobies:
***They hide in bras. How to undo a bra? A real man's man unhooks a bra single handedly! No exception! A real man's man is born pro and must know his job! WARNING: Although, a man must master a perfect technique of undoing bras, there is no hard reason why to learn how to hook bras.. You took it of, so technically you did half the job, if she wants it back, let here break a sweat!
***Size. Although there have been rumors about some different scaling a real man should know that there are only three boob sizes:
1. None. But wait! A girl with no boobs is still a girl, more or less.. So she also counts! Don't be fooled by the looks! A flat girl is a great lay! One word matters, overcompensation!
2. Boobies. The girls with this type of boobs are always making fun of the girls with no boobs, and always have the same excuse about the girls with the third type of boobs: "Why would you want a pair of those!?". A simple answer, if you do, you do big!
3. OMFG LOOK AT THOSE TWO MELLONS!!! The type of boobs you see when you close your eyes at night.. You want to cuddle them, feed them, take them to the park, look them in the eyes and show them love, buy them ice-cream, watch the sunrise with them, sleep on them... They are the unicorn of boobies! Why!? Because ultimately you will find a bigger pair, and you'll have to put these in the second type of boobies.. Sad isn't it!?
***Side effects. Sadly nothing comes without it's price. With every pair of boobs comes a girl.. But a man has got to do, what a man has got to do..