Boobs - The Review!

We all have heard of them, we all have seen them, some had the rare opportunity to
even make a close contact. A real man's man must know three things about boobies:
***They hide in bras. How to undo a bra? A real man's man unhooks a bra single handedly! No exception! A real man's man is born pro and must know his job! WARNING: Although, a man must master a perfect technique of undoing bras, there is no hard reason why to learn how to hook bras.. You took it of, so technically you did half the job, if she wants it back, let here break a sweat!
***Size. Although there have been rumors about some different scaling a real man should know that there are only three boob sizes:
1. None. But wait! A girl with no boobs is still a girl, more or less.. So she also counts! Don't be fooled by the looks! A flat girl is a great lay! One word matters, overcompensation!
2. Boobies. The girls with this type of boobs are always making fun of the girls with no boobs, and always have the same excuse about the girls with the third type of boobs: "Why would you want a pair of those!?". A simple answer, if you do, you do big!
3. OMFG LOOK AT THOSE TWO MELLONS!!! The type of boobs you see when you close your eyes at night.. You want to cuddle them, feed them, take them to the park, look them in the eyes and show them love, buy them ice-cream, watch the sunrise with them, sleep on them... They are the unicorn of boobies! Why!? Because ultimately you will find a bigger pair, and you'll have to put these in the second type of boobies.. Sad isn't it!?
***Side effects. Sadly nothing comes without it's price. With every pair of boobs comes a girl.. But a man has got to do, what a man has got to do..

Game on!

It's game night.. You have two options, either to waste your time doing whatever meaningless stuff an ordinary dude does, or to rack up, six-pack up and watch the game with your bros! Hard choice isn't it!? Wrong!
A real man's man always watches the game with his bros!
EXCEPTION: There is a mind blowing hot chick just waiting on you to rock her boat!
IMPORTANT: Your team has already lost any chances, and you don't wanna be on the losing side, which is a lame excuse anyway and you must think of something better.. If you're experiencing this kind of problem try this excuse: "There is a mind blowing hot chick just waiting on ME to rock her boat!". Works like a charm!

Hunting for food!

Being a man's man is an exhausting job, so in order to maintain your enormous biceps you need to eat! So what does a real man's man eat!? What a stupid question!! What does a lion eat!? What does a tiger eat!? What does a wolf eat!? A real man's man eats meat! (and plenty of it) 'cos fancy salads are for wussies and vegetarians only(also wussies). So today, hear the nature's call, awake the hunter within and go get yourself a nice steak! WARNING: Killing a dear or a wild boar is illegal in most of the countries, that is of course if you get caught.
For future reference in a real man's man diet you can see a few of these real man recipes!